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Who would win...

In a fight between Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill?
Lincoln was an expert negotiator and unifier, and he had the best hat ever. Churchill was an expert in wit and strategy, and he engaged in like 50 vices at once. Lincoln had a fantastic beard, which I in my own way am trying to emulate. Churchill invented the victory sign, which almost nobody does right (It's the Peace sign with your other fingers touching each other at the tips). Who would win?
In a straight up fight, Lincoln would whup Churchill. I mean, the guy was in the peak of physical condition. Churchill was fat and filled with brandy. Lincoln split rails. Rails! In a fistfight, I'm backing Honest Abe all the way.
If it's a verbal fight though, I have to go with Churchill. No other political figure can match him for witty responses. Lincoln was never really witty, he was more rhetoric. He just wouldn't stand a chance.
So what's your opinion?