The Punjab-Parker Connection
This won't make any sense if you don't belong to SiF. But then again, if you're reading this then you definately are on SiF, because that's the only place that knows of this blog's existence.
So is it just me, or do Captain Punjab and danparker seem connected? Think about it. Every time Dan starts a new thread about some craziness he's going to do, who's usually the first person to come along and call him on it? That's right, good old CP. Which I'm really grateful for, because otherwise I'd have to do it.
What does this mean? I don't know, but I have a theory. I think the two are cosmically linked.
Dan is like the anti-Punjab, in the same way that Professor Zoom is the Reverse Flash. And when he strikes, the Captain feels instantly compelled to attack. Just like the Flash. I can and will draw comic book-parallels to anything.
And yet, they need each other to survive. CP is to DP as Yin is to Yang (Look at those initials! Proof positive!). Without Dan, Punjab would have no-one to snark at. Without Punjab, Dan would have no one snarking him. What does snark mean, anyway? I don't know, but I'm using it anyway.
'Course, my mind has been wrecked by comic books and anime, so I like to believe in these crazy things like cosmic links and pre-destined battles and all that. But maybe, possibly...